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ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Exactly.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Yup

Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons . Other times we hug and eat cheesecake.

i can't tell if I'm dealing well wit life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Seems legit

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

@Tina Smith  This actually reminds me of Lee in the elevator last night.

Funny Weekend Ecard: I don& remember much from last night, but the fact I need sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!

I've been waiting for you to realise whats been right in front of you all along. I don't know how much longer one can wait.

Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes - I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.

but of course men don't think about what women think. They don't give a rats ass LOL

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

namaste...lol

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

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