Oh. My. Gosh. Someone, please make this dream a reality! I used to ask for tier two support at Brighthouse and saved myself a half hour. Learned that trick after parroting the tier one help desk for a half hour once. They don't like when you finish their sentences and then answer them.

The Tech Support Call of Our Dreams

Oh. My. Gosh. Someone, please make this dream a reality! I used to ask for tier two support at Brighthouse and saved myself a half hour. Learned that trick after parroting the tier one help desk for a half hour once. They don't like when you finish their sentences and then answer them.

If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.

If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.

LOL I used to work helpdesk and I thought this a couple of times!

LOL I used to work helpdesk and I thought this a couple of times!

If anyone has taken a demography class, they would understand why the slowness of Census tracking is funny.

If anyone has taken a demography class, they would understand why the slowness of Census tracking is funny.

If only my computer would go to this length to ensure my happiness

If only my computer would go to this length to ensure my happiness

Facebook, Apple, and Google all got away with their monopolist power grabs because they don't have any 'S's in their names for critics to snarkily replace with '$'s.

Facebook, Apple, and Google all got away with their monopolist power grabs because they don't have any 'S's in their names for critics to snarkily replace with '$'s.

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your normal stride.

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your normal stride.

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