words have never been more true.
Quotes, Millionaire, Truth, Funny, So True, Things, Smile, Dorothy Parker
Love This Dorothy Parker Quote -=- "I've Never Been a Millionaire, but I Just Know I'd be Darling at It." :: That Sure Sums it Up !!
Dorothy Parker....One of my favorite authors! Her quotes always make me either smile or "just think"....
This is beyond true of me. Megan says I spend too much money on others when I don't have it. I say I find things that others would like and relish in and love giving gifts. Solution to this? Become a millionaire!
"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it." - Dorothy Parker #Millionaire #Quotes
Love Dorothy Parker! #funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
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Oh, so true. This just makes me laugh
Dorothy Parker speaks the truth!
Quote, Funny Stuff, Morning Person, So True, Funnies, Humor, Disney, Mornings
"Some people in the morning. Me." Cinderella. Morning people. Not a morning person. Disney. Funny cartoon. Things for a laugh.
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Funny & true. If I had three wishes, one of them would be to be a morning person.
Im not a morning person AND its my favorite disney movie
Pretty much. Not a morning person. Disney. Cinderella.
Im a morning person, I just thought this was funny.
Not a morning person… hahah so true!
Disney Morning Humor
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filed under my humor board, but it's not really that funny! this is my life!
Some funny stuff :) Light the mood! ...but what are the other 13?
This is the truth! Stressing for no logical reason... #quotes
It's funny, but also kinda sad because it's so true!
This is so true to my life, it's hardly comical
Funny Pictures, Funny Quotes, Cartoons, Memes
99 problems. This made me laugh.
#funny #anxiety #99problems
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This made me laugh after our conversation about our limited number of friends! Uh oh...maybe it's us! Lol
@katiedav08 don't I say this all the time?! I could have more friends if I didn't hate everyone Hahahha story of my life
Hahaha. I do hate everyone. And you can't be my friend unless you agree!->> then I guess we are friends
We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!
This is the story of my life. "I want friends!! .....nevermind. No I dont."
Hahaha. I do hate everyone. And you can't be my friend unless you agree!
Me and my best friend in high school. We were the mean girls
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Funny Vintage Quotes | vintage quote funny photo women half the population all the brains
Retro Humorous Cross Stitch Pattern Nice change from bunnies and kitten patterns
100 Funny Quotes and Sayings about Women :: how true especially in politics ::
100 Funny Quotes and Sayings about Women Happy International Womens Day!
Women - Half the population! All the brains! Sorry, guys. ;-)
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Women: Half the population! All the brains!
Giggle, Target Ecard, Truth, Ecards, Mylife, Everytime
I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven. Everytime!
Free, Confession Ecard: I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven.
Oh look. Someone made an ecard just for me!
YEP!! Everytime!! My favorite store!!
My target experience in an ecard
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***My life changed when I realized I was sensitive to changes in my blood sugar levels***
Fortunately my family and friends know what to do when my blood sugar drops
Don't let my blood sugar drop, now. Just ask the loves in my life. Ha!
Story of my life. Damn low blood sugar!!
This is my family to a T! Me included ;)
Low blood sugar starts fights. <-- true
story of my life. hanger is real.
unkind words - e card
So true for me
Truth, Cancelled Plans, Funny, So True, Larry David, Introvert, Couldn T
When he got way, way too real about canceled plans. | 23 Times Larry David Made Us Say "Hell Yes"
Larry David on cancellations -- he speaks for introverts everywhere!
funny larry david on how happy he is when someone cancels plans
He must be an introvert. (Larry David - Seinfeld creator)
Love introverts! And sitting at home with a book or TV:)
Larry David Except I'm definitely not watching TV.
So true for me...my sad, sad, introverted life!!!
I laughed way to hard at this!!!! 😂😂😂
Introvert truth from Larry David
hahahaha so true
Human Babies, Truth, My Life, So True, Totally Me, True Stories, Animal
This is so true like why can't human babies always be super adorable, why only have a select few be adorable
Truth!!!! Always want to hold a baby animal, but scared to hold a baby human and have them cry. Getting over it.
Makes me laugh as I am mostly just afraid of making human babies cry. Lol noooooooo!
I don't really cry at baby animals, but the baby human part was so true
Dis is true but when baby humans cry my life is over
If the human baby is crying, this is totally me.
Truth. Animal babies Human babies
TRUE STORY. This is my life.
So true! I laughed out loud
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For vacation... Nobody Knows I'm Drunk Women's Tank Black – Buy Me Brunch
nobody knows tank
Tees, But, Tshirts, Buy, Brunch, T Shirts, Shitshow Tee
Trying to be a good influence on my kids is so hard when they make shirts like this. Welcome to the Shitshow tee shirt - Buy Me Brunch
Men's "Shitshow" Tee by Buy Me Brunch (Dark Heather) #InkedShop #shitshow #tee #top #menswear #mensclothing #wordtee
Men's "Shitshow" Tee by Buy Me Brunch (Dark Heather) #InkedShop #shitshow #wordtee #tee #mens
I NEED THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Welcome to the Shitshow tee shirt - Buy Me Brunch
Welcome to the Shitshow tee shirt - Buy Me Brunch. Or this one ... Lol
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I want so many of these tshirts! :D
funny tee shirt
Sayings, Life, Quotes, Truth, Fluent Sarcasm, Funny, Humor
sarcasm... I remember going to high school and not knowing it existed... #rudeawakening ... my Mum always told me, "Say what you mean and mean what you say."
Truth. not a great quality in a teacher but what can you do
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✤ Yup... #sarcasm #fluent #quote #funny #poster
sarcasm, my favorite kind of humor.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Story of my life
Oh this is so true!!!!
Giggle, Go To Sleep, Sotrue, Doctor Who, So True, No Sleep Quotes Funny, Netflix Addiction, Once Upon A Time
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. I'm having this trouble right now <~~~ All the time... Doctor Who and Once Upon A Time keep me up all night.
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. Me and Once Upon a Time, Merlin, Doctor Who, Revolution, Sherlock, or any other TV show
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. [Actually that's me right now....I'm watching Doctor Who....]
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. That's exactly what happened when watching Doctor Who!
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. I'm having this trouble right now. It's SO true
One more episode, then I'll go to sleep. She said laughingly.
#netflix #sotrue #relatable #yupyup
So true, I am a Netflix addict!
SO TRUE. Doctor who every time!
Dental Humor, Giggle, Dental Hygiene, Dental Hygienist, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies
Every time I go to the dentist I think of this pin while the dentist has her hands in my mouth and I try with all my might not to unleash an awful mouth hanging wide open cheesy smile while trying to keep my mouth open and not giggle. Now I can show her before my appointment and tell her if I burst into laughter this is why.
Laughing so hard. I was a dental hygienist for about 15 years, and believe me, this is funny!
Why am I laughing so much!? #dental hygiene, #dental humor www.southridgedental.ca
I honestly couldn't stop laughing at the picture. Too funny and so true!
#funnies #haha #sotrue #mylife #laughs #dentist #appointments #dreading
This is laugh out loud funny because it's so true.
funny stuff I don't care who you are!
I'm a planner yup!
Giggle, Planned Spontaneity, Quotes, So True, Carefully Planned, Capricorn, Totally Me, Adore Spontaneity
Haha, this is totally me. My husband sent this to me and it made me laugh. "I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned."
carefully planned spontaneity - it's my favorite style. http://www.lovewellblog.com/2012/07/planned-spontaneity.html
Capricorn: I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned. ... exactly ;)
"I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned." #quotes
Totally me. Nothing like a little carefully planned spontaneity.
Nothing more fun than carefully planned spontaneity.
carefully planned spontaneity. so true
Made me giggle, it's kind of me ;)
Carefully planned spontaneity
Awwwww Fuck, Final Thought, Funny Quotes And Sayings, Truth, Thoughts Quotes, Making Decisions, Vintage Funny Quotes
Why do people say ‘Grow some balls?’ Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White this women is the image of bad ass
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The more I think about it, the more I realize this is a lot more true for me than I would have thought... and I don't think it's a bad thing.
Oh, yeah, that's the way I usually do things. Or my other is, what's the worse thing that can happen?
I'm pretty sure this is what goes through my husbands head when making decisions, lol.
My final thought before submitting an application
Final thought before most important decisions.
#me #thoughts #quotes
Giggle, Quotes, Coffee, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Things
The length I laughed at this both shows how much coffee I need right now, and how huge a role it plays in my life.
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso. #Sign #Espresso #Caffeine #Pun #Depression #Humor
THIS IS SO ME. STARBUCKS MAKES ANY DAY BETTER:) No coffee makes me depresso #coffee#starbucks#loving
I pin this to my inspiring board because coffee makes all things possible!!! <3
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso // Quote // Coffee
I'm not a coffee person but I thought this was funny
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This made me giggle
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hahaha, guilty! Especially when I see a good mullet...
Hahaha, guilty of this today actually...
hahaha!! Guilty as charged!! jess!