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And don't eat salad before you drink alcohol--Learned 1 thing in college!

that actually does help ahaha

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

hahaha, people who love this should start a club together.. #funny..

Pls no. Thx.

No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon! Not so funny if "No Bacon" actually means "No Food".

I've dreamed of having these cards made up...it will save me post-its and looks for professional when you tell some jackass they don't own the parking lot!!!

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.

you know you did!

Guilty.

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

I saw this in a psychiatrists office, sums my life up nicely!

"You know it was a good day if you didn't hit or bite anyone." Words of wisdom from a 4 year old.

LOL

Charlie Brown: Hey Snoopy… I’m bringing sexy back! Snoopy: Bitch please.

Accurate

This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?

lol :) i wonder how many dirty looks i'd get for this one???

These dumb asses put my cape on backwards Bib McNamara * I am getting this for your future child :)

oh how I hate that haha.. Usually I just forget why I was telling the story in the first place haha (:

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

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