Nothing like Victorian Real Estate in New York City. Actually, any Real Estate.
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered. I would have that number on speed dial!
Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)
Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry you don't notice or appreciate all the things I do I'm sure you will when I stop doing them.
Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past
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You smell like drama and headache, please stay away from me.
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.
Blame everyone else but the real person who's at fault. That will work.
The person who thinks dealing=passive aggressive behavior. It is the only coping skill they carry vs. expression that is to the point. Be it from fear or lack of know how
You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.
Free, Family Ecard: So you're saying, I HAVE to like them because they're family, but they treat me like shit? What planet did you come from again?
When I stand up for MY children too! How dare you put MY kids and your son in a position that could've turned volatile!
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from certain family members. It's the only way to keep your sanity and your marriage intact. SO TRUE.