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😍Realistic 💘Valentine's Day 🍭Candy 💕hearts. By the way who 👄eats those conversation 💜hearts? Their Terrible👎! They taste like chalk mixed with 💊tums. Does anyone actually love these? Do you say, "oh yay it's finally 💝Valentine's Day, I've waited all year for this, Chalky 💌Valentine 💕hearts, Get in my belly!!!" ❓❔❓❔❓.

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." #funny #quote

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...penis.

Tee hee hee

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An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

Hahahaha. I could give out a few of these this year ;-)

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"I want to nail you. Happy Valentines day." Funny Valentines cards .. Have FUN & Celebrate LOVE every day! Life is LOVE!