oh well.

"MOM, Who is she?" "It's your sister." "I've never seen her before mom." HAHAHA DIED LAUGHING AT THIS!

True story. Lol



lol, sometimes you just have those days.

Heh. :P

I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.

Totally have used this excuse!!

This is what I do in the dentist waiting room, search Pinterest for funny dentist memes. Lmao

seems legit

Pick up lines for old people: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.

All the time.




Some days I'm rather convincing, in fact. ;)

The Five Symptoms Of Laziness T-Shirt, funny Buy Me Breakfast T-Shirts. #lazy

Is this wrong?