I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Erin charlick. Haha I'm glad our friendship regularly includes shameless conversations of sex,  periods and poop.

Erin charlick. Haha I'm glad our friendship regularly includes shameless conversations of sex, periods and poop.

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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