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G'day Guvnah! // hahaha shutupimtalking .. is amazing!

Johnson this is totally mom :)

Cockney Dialect: For an /ɭ/ which terminates a syllable following a vowel or another consonant, (such as Michael) Mr Caine's tongue tip does not contact his alveolar ridge so an /ɭ/ is produced.  Instead a very lip-rounded mid close back vowel [ʊ̹] is formed.

My Cocaine or Michael Caine

I'm hilarious

It makes me laugh every time. I am that damn funny. Damn it I am

Most of the time http://shutupimtalking.com/yup/

every damn weekend!

Ketchup = smoothie. Totes! shutupimtalking.com is amazing!

I always order tomato smoothies now

Most Funny Quotes : Period.

That dirty look - lol! Love these quotes! -> shutupimtalking.com

That Dirty Look. That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it.

Test your Mario Cart skills on the Wii at Columbus Public Library's Tournament Tuesday, October 23rd from 5-6:30pm.

This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

Bruises

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

Everything is funnier if you’re not allowed to laugh. HONESTLY. Go here to laugh more -> shutupimtalking.com

So true xD I have this bad! Especially in serious moments sometimes

Haha

Funny Quotes about Awkward Moments. this is so me

I think about this a lot... i thought i was the only one

I wonder what my house smells like. I hope mine smells like peppermint

That awkward moment when you try to hold back a sneeze in a quiet room and you make an awful alien noise. So true

My brain during the day

Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

;@Lolita Limón

Funny Back to School Quote

That awkward moment LOL

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

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