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Rare Gem

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

We can always use more shoes!

Another pair of shoes? YES! Or another pair of panties. shoes and panties, my weakness!

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

Story of my life.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl! My friend Missy says just because I LOOK asian, I am truly white deep down inside!

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

family drama

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

Test these tips and more at Zola, the all-in-one registry that'll do anything for love. Ask for everything. We won't deny you anything. How could we?

Test these tips and more at Zola, the all-in-one registry that'll do anything for love. We won't deny you anything. How could we?

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