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>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later.

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.

At least we don't have ugly children!

I'll shake it for you Luke Bryan if you shake it for me first.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

I give three

fact Gotta do what you gotta do. bahahaha yes! Random collection of funny photos from around the world Pics) — Bajiroo.

LOL. My kids are going to be so screwed on non-technology or internet related memories. Poor bastards. :(

Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

**I had a C-section - but still find this quite hilarious as both my kids were covered in EWE!!**

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".


Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Sad how many conversations i've had about this...

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.