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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, that's wine... wine does that." #ecard

"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine. wine does that.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

For the teacher ...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PHOTOS)

funny, but I hope my daughters teacher really loved her crayon monogram! I didn't know we were allowed to get gift cards to the liquor store ;

Pet peeve!!!!! I know so many people who do this!!! Hate it, dont post it if you dont want to be asked!

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

You may regret saying them later, but you'll regret it even more if you never say it all. Soooo, quoting John Mayer, "Say what you need to say! Say what you need to say!"

Funny Flirting Ecard: There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

TMNT Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman

Free and Funny Movies Ecard: I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.

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