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Life would be more. no, no thats not the word. Life would be more FUN with Minions!

Ok I had to repin this because obviously people don't know how much HARD work actually goes into organizing. Smh. I dare someone to say I am lazy because I am organized.

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

Every time I hear someone breath, sigh, eat, chew, etc. I want to kill them. It is so annoying. Maybe I have a problem. I should probably go see a doctor.

For People With Misophonia, a Chomp or a Slurp May Cause Rage

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

pretty much...

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

I do hate that

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Ninja. Haha

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

so true- also where I get ideas and keep a notebook by my bed for that purpose!

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

hi i am a pinoholic - Google Search

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Bpc

The real problem with reality is lack of background music. Think of it: As soon as the dark minor key music started, you'd know to start praying harder and WATCH OUT!

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