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I so want to do this lol tlanae

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

r u drunk or happy ?

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

Whenever a bird shits on my car...

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)


I just found an iphone app that makes my face look fat. It's called "Camera.

“Big Blanket” Daily Odd Compliment

daily odd compliment - I have thought about this a million times, and I hope that I have a friend in my life that would know which picture to show

Shhh just trust me.

who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?" "Shhh just trust me"

I hate when that happens! LOL

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I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

very accurate!

Big Cats - wild-animals Photo Short people problems Kids Are Like Farts . GROSE It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look.

Pretty appropriate right now, with all the rhetoric flying around....

Trying to understand some PEOPLE is like trying to pick up a TURD by the clean end. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

The two things that can change a woman's mood.-) I would add chocolate.