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Check for Murderer... lol!

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

///Roaches!!

Spider revenge is serious business. This is so true! I feel like this every time!

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

#wordfail

That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness

Need! How you feel when you get all low blood sugar. | 24 Products That Are Totally Feeling You Right Now

24 Products That Are Totally Feeling You Right Now

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Name your wifi network FBI Surveillance Van & freak out the neighbors

Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.

I laughed out loud, and then made my husband look at this picture.  He simply chortled.  Does this mean I like beer more than him, or that I like to LAUGH about beer more than him.

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Pin Cereal Box While Eating Memes Funny Pictures And Things To ...

I think this MUCH more accurately describes my thought process than the tshirt West got me (I'm not stubborn, my way is just better). This one I could wear in public. That one is a night shirt :P

Transition Management (Governance)

I was told today that this is perfect for me. "Would I rather be feared or loved? easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office

Commonly Misused Phrases That Will Make You Sound Unprofessional

Commonly Misused Phrases That Will Make You Sound Unprofessional

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

Because They Told Me So: Five Pieces of Advice I Wish I Had Taken.

My mom doesn't want your advice onesie/kid's shirt via Baby Brewing

I still do this allllllll the time ........LOL

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

note to self - dark humor

note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.we may need to post this at work.

I used to never let Pay in our bed, but has become much more common on the weekends when she wants 'mommy's bed'.....

Funny pictures about Baby sleeping positions. Oh, and cool pics about Baby sleeping positions. Also, Baby sleeping positions photos.

lol :) i wonder how many dirty looks i'd get for this one???

These dumb asses put my cape on backwards Bib McNamara * I am getting this for your future child :)