Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'

Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

Hahaha i would do that to someone...then laugh afterwards because I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face :D

Hahaha i would do that to someone...then laugh afterwards because I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face :D

No, I don't need to walk in a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

No, I don't need to walk in a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

28 Funny Pictures to Nerd Out On Check more at http://8bitnerds.com/28-funny-pictures-to-nerd-out-on/

28 Funny Pictures to Nerd Out On Check more at http://8bitnerds.com/28-funny-pictures-to-nerd-out-on/

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