*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

This would be Camille from gymnastics! She also recently badly broke her nose and needed surgery by running into a little kid on the playground!

Making an ABOUT ME video is like standing naked in front of your mother-in-law

This would be Camille from gymnastics! She also recently badly broke her nose and needed surgery by running into a little kid on the playground!

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family.   Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Never Give Up On Your Stupid, Stupid Dreams Poster

Never Give Up On Your Stupid, Stupid Dreams Poster

Ships in days. This demotivational poster really sums it up for most people. - Poster Size: x - Printed on heavyweight gsm) poster paper - Printed in the USA - S

hilarious (99 problems and the bitch aint one...if you don't catch the reference)

hilarious (99 problems and the bitch aint one...if you don't catch the reference)

In West Philadelphia I was bring and raised...

This is Perhaps the Best Use of Emoticons I've Ever Seen

Always wearing a hair-tie on your wrist and feeling incredibly vulnerable when you forget. That's me.

Always wearing a hair-tie on your wrist and feeling incredibly vulnerable when you forget. That's me.

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