He is halitosis Aziz on texting. The reason girls think this is funny is because it's true. We do that. and usually if we don't text you back right away we're *hoping* you uninvite us to the pizza party. Though, I would never do that to Aziz.
Things that appear to be legitimate. But yet there are still humans that seem determined to make us all as a whole appear extremely stupid and actually check out the weird places. Like vans. Don't buy shoes from vans ladies.