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"A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women...she turned him into a credit card!"
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XD ...so dry humor !
Yup. True. This is SOOOOO me!!! mellybelly808
Except my phone makes a noise every time. And I cannot turn it off.
waiting is not a bad thing, being selective is not a bad thing. don't settle. let love find you. that involves not being in constant search of it
A women without a man is chillin. Love this. Celebrating Gloria Steinem #womenshistory
Funny-Texts | NoWayGirl.com - Part 6
Buy shoes until they take away your credit card and cut it into tiny pieces
my cat.. Check more at hrenoten.com
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity." -- Abraham Lincoln
oooh and he has my maiden name… it's FATE!!!! I'm sure we're related! :D
OH MY CRABS!! THE ORANGE IS GOING TO STAB HIM IN THE EYEBALL WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!! SOMEONE MUST WARN HIM
This is a cute image - Now for a really cute matching image... I know what turns men on would be her out the window working under the hood of the car! (or mowing the lawn?) LOL
Have you seen this poor man? lmfao!!! paint him dead and you have a perfect costume.