I said this to my Algebra Teacher once, she did not get it. That's okay, I didn't get Algebra either. My Geometry teacher had a far better sense of humor. Algebra never make sense until after I took Geometry any way.
The Best Drinking Game Ever? Step Attach a mustache to your TV. Step Drink when it lines up to someone's face. I don't drink. Nor do i endorse it. but watching mean girls with a mustache on the TV? would be freakin hilarious!