I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

ha! ever have one of these days? we say opt for confidence (and body fat) as the best measures of your health!

ha! ever have one of these days? we say opt for confidence (and body fat) as the best measures of your health!

I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.  Gonna print this and put it on the fridge.

I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now. Gonna print this and put it on the fridge.

You may be surprised to learn that being a stay-at-home mom does not include sitting on my ass eating bon-bons all day.

You may be surprised to learn that being a stay-at-home mom does not include sitting on my ass eating bon-bons all day.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I want to know how you make our supervisor think your a good worker, when actually your worthless as hell.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I want to know how you make our supervisor think your a good worker, when actually your worthless as hell.

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