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Heels are my fav!

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will.  At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will. At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

not shitting or giggling, ill kick your ass

i feel like this every time a girl talks to my boyfriend hahah

Why not go do some fun stuff, like traveling, before you settle down with a guy and even a family forever?

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

"Excuse me, could you shut the fuck up? This is my favorite part of the song."

It seriously seems like they won't talk through the entire song, then when my fave part come they can't stfu.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. Like, I'm still laughing.

people with tiny teeth and big gums. haha so wrong but so funny.

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