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Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! Haha. I dont know why this made me chuckle.

ecard. ecards. By the power vested in me, i now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

Keep pissing me off. Once the Zombie Apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead. Zombie or not.

My eating habits would be much more justifiable if I were pregnant.... eCard true story