I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash!  #someecards

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! #someecards

Unless your pick-up line is, "I have a full time job and am ready for commitment," then I am not interested. @Lindsey Grande Grande Grande Grande Page

Unless your pick-up line is, "I have a full time job and am ready for commitment," then I am not interested. @Lindsey Grande Grande Grande Grande Page

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language...I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language...I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job

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