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To my big girls, if you've ever felt bad about your body, remember that Sir Mix-a-lot has never released a song called "Baby got hip bones"

Its a misconception that men are stronger than women. Womer are the real strong ones.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

I would NEVER wish a bacon allergy upon someone. Bacon is bacon.

Friday Funny – Working Out! | Lynn Dove's Journey Thoughts

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

When someone yells "Stop", I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or if I should collaborate and listen...

Funny Music Ecard: When someone yells 'STOP', I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

Oh, shit! Lol!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I just met a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real.

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

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