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kinda wish i was just to see if i could win...

Free and Funny News Ecard: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in the Hunger Games.

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

If it walks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, and spreads its legs like a bitch, you've probably just met my ex-girlfriend.

If it walks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, and spreads its legs like a bitch, you've probably just met my ex-girlfriend.

Drinking!

Girls now and then

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

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