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fortune cookie...Mariage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.  :o)

) :) Fortune cookie says: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

I'd probably be without oxygen...and therefore dead...that's actually a good thing to think about.

What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?

I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking queen... I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

Golden rule :)

Updated quote of something I'm always saying to the children "If you can't say anything nice." :-) Some people don't realize they hurt other people's feelings with their comments.

Starstruck yet? And no, not gonna groove, slam, bump that track. Whatever that's supposed to mean? <???> Erm, please excuse the profanity. Thank you. Have a nice day!

"Don't ever fucking bully anyone and just so you know, Karma has everybody's address and a mother fucking stamp" Lady Gaga quote true and lol. perfect quote of all time!

The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd.  The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.  ~Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein - The woman - crowd - herself - places no one has ever been

Amen!!!!! Gah to have lived that life would have made me miserable at some point! Now I no longer have to deal with it

A heart break is a blessing from God. Its just His way of letting you realize He saved you from the wrong one.

with this was true..lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

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