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This is neither here nor there. But I thought it was funny.

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

Your God-fearing updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. This is so me!

Are you sure you're ready to drink with us? I can assure you we get quite fcked up.

This is my daily life! I always laugh and say, "some of my best work is under pressure" the truth is I always say, "I will do it later"

Hahahahahahaha I'm literally in tears hahahaha yea let's have government take care of all my issues because I don't wanna do shit about it...

Lol so Fuckn true but I know some people think cuz the had a kid let all us pay for um instead of baby's daddy really get off ur lazy Fuckn ass and support ur own kids bitch.

Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

It's Friday! I've been looking forward to Friday since Monday!

Funny Weekend Ecard: It's Friday! I've been looking forward to Friday since Monday!