You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys
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This annoys me because the Wicked Witch of the WEST had the flying monkeys and the Witch of the EAST wore the striped socks.
Feeling wicked today. Some people need to have flying monkeys chase them! #wickedwitch #flyingmonkeys
I have a mental picture of the cast of Two and a Half Men dressed up as the Wicked Witch and the Flying Monkeys. So be it.
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You know it's been a good day when, I didn't have to release the flying monkeys. Lol I luv the Wizard of Oz
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submissiveinclination: “ Mine ms-woodsworld…. All the fucks are mine. ~smile~ ”
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Mine ms-woodsworld…. All the fucks are mine. ~smile~
this made me laugh entirely too much
These fucks are mine. Move along.
All the fucks are mine. ~smile~
why is this so funny?!
I've totally done this ....you'd be lying if you said you didn't ;)
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I have thought this at least 2 million times. I have even asked people "are you coming over? Cuz if not the bras coming off". Haha
90% of the time this is why I won't leave the house if someone texts me at night
I wish I could tag people on some of these quotes...lol
"I have thought this at least 2 million times."
If we told the truth all the time...
first thing I do when I get home...
Sassy and Superb
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Today I will think evil thoughts and try not to say them...yeah right, that shit just falls out of my mouth without warning!!
LOL this is me some days ~ Today I will think evil thoughts & TRY not to say them out loud!
Today I will think evil thoughts and try not to say them out loud! #LOL
TODAY I WILL THINK EVILTHOUGHTS
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Try is the key word
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when I look at it this way...maybe I don't hate that movie so much. Never was a fan of the Wizard of Oz
funny @Ashley Walters Walters Walters Walters Walters Walters Keddy
funny! @Erin B Payne thought you like this! :)
funny @Ashley Walters Keddy
Ugly shoes at that, too!
Wizard of Oz..shoes
That is so funny
The wizard of oz
Red shoes rock
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I thought this pin should go on this board since we both know how accurate this e-card is to our lives!
I don't have a "honey-do" list. I have a "I'll freaking do it myself" list. And guess what? Shit gets done. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
so true. story of my life. shit dont get done when i ask other people. #lazyasspeople
This is so true, it's really not that funny ... but hey, enjoy. :)
Another #funny #ecard that makes me laugh at my gender.
This made me laugh out loud. This so true at my house
Not so funny since it's so true.
This is so true at my house!!!
This is some funny stuff!
Shopping wrong my whole life
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Life Lesson lol too funny-- A list of 50 amusing things to teach a daughter from a mother. I've been swimsuit shopping wrong all these years!!!
50 things I want to teach my daughter-- LOL.... love this list... would make change a few.. but other wise so true and most are lessons i have learned in my life
50 things I want to teach my daughter now don't do this but it would take the whole bottle--giggle!!!
Cute List: 50 things I want to teach my daughter.. Some of these are silly and some so true!
"50 things I want to teach my daughter" It's not my list, but it's a pretty damn good idea.
Haha gotta remember this lol.....50 things I want to teach my daughter
50 things I dont want to teach my daughter.......giggle
Note to Self: Go bikini shopping soon
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"When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen." What a confusing world we live in. #humor #funny #hammertime #lyrics #songs
This is so true! Depending on how it's said I always hear either "hammer time!" or "collaborate & listen!" in my head when someone yells "Stop!" So glad it's not just me!
An issue I have been plagued with all my life... well since the 80's anyway
It's hammer time! Ice ice baby...or am I being arrested?
90s kid....And that doesn't mean BORN in the 90s, k?
lol in the name of love, hammer time, ice ice baby
Haha! Funny stuff, and so true.
Hahaha! So funny. So true!!
So true in my life.
hmmmm, and yet another day has passed and I did not use Algebra once...very interesting
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Fact: my math teacher and personal finance teacher are husband and wife. I went up to my finance teacher from school at a fb game and told her that I had used info from her class (which we had to make into a song) but I haven't used anything from her husbands yet lol. It's been over two years since high school graduation lol
my thoughts exactly - after all those years struggling in high school!
Take that, high school math teachers...
Hmmmm.... so true! I hate math! LoL
NOT TRUE.... But this made me laugh
Hmmmm... So true mr. Math teacher!
This keeps making me giggle!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME!
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LoL! Okay, so I've only gotten my nails done three times throughout my life and the first time was for prom my sophomore year of high school. I went to a nail salon and all the ladies there were Vietnamese. I don't know if they made fun of me, but I always laugh when I watch Anjelah Johnson's "nail salon" comedy routine because it really is like that!
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This is why I want to go with someone get a manicure, speak French with them while pointing and giggling at the Asian women, and have the Asian women poop their pants.
Never gotten a manicure, but have gotten a pedicure, and I've said this exact same thing
haha only it's usually a pedicure...that would be a really expensive manicure!
manicure /pedicure Happens with either or both.
Can't Stop Laughing at The Truth of This!
Manicure...haha so true.
the best part about being over 40...
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The best part of being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet... #norecord #humor #over40
The best thing about being over 40 is we did all our stupid stuff before the internet! - Thank God for that - LOL
The best part about being over 40... Haahaha so true!
The best part about being over 40 ... thank God!!!
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Over 40, stupid stuff b4 the internet!
So true....Thank God!
A bunch of people always use the "not my circus not my monkeys" saying, and I always want to ask if they're positive about that haha
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"That awful moment when you realize this is your circus and those are your monkeys."
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" is one of my new favorite phrases.
Not my circus not my monkeys...oh wait. That one might be mine..
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Not my circus, not my monkeys
That awful moment . . .
The moment of truth.
Wouldn't it be nice?? Lol
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Funny Confession Ecard: Truth is... If it's important to you, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.
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Isn't that the truth! Almost wet my pants laughing so hard.
Hahaha so true!! Story of my life ;) @Kaitlyn Anstotz
This is under kicks & giggles, but it's no joke
Hehehehe....I laugh because it is so true!
Hahaha so true!! Story of my life ;)
In case you didn't hear the look I just gave you, SHUT UP.
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Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.
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Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Breakup Ecard: Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.
Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com.. OOOHHH this has my EX written all over it!!!
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High school TRUTH. So sad but true!
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So not true. I was taught how to complete basic taxes, resume writing, how to use/understand the stock market, AND Pythagorean Theorem is the most basic foundation of how I got to where I am today. With those basic math skills applying for a simple school or car loan should be easy. I think people just don't listen in school or their education system was poor...and I was educated in Texas.
High school TRUTH.... Well, I Learned A Few, But Not All.... No Cooking, Basic Sewing/Mending, Meal Planning, Budgeting, Etc.... Time To Evaluate LIFE SKILLS, And Ensure We Are Schooling Our Kids On What's TRULY Important.
Please bring Practical Life Skills classes to our high schools...it may sound funny...but sadly true...aaaah!
High school TRUTH. this is so sad... could we please start teaching things that students could actually use in real life?!
Yep, I actually could have told you all about Pythagorean Theorems, but nothing concerning life skills. . .
Honestly, I don't even know what the Pythagorean theorem is... and I was mostly an honor roll student with a few C's in high school. Thank you public education. -_-
If parents are working multiple jobs and schools have no funding, who is teaching our kids the life skills they need?
This might be the most accurate thing ever written... Our schools need to prepare our kids for real life!!!
Yes. Yes. Yes.funny stuff-- sad true
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And here I thought that kept me out of the running for mom of the year! Needed this a few years ago... lol
I so totally do this. funny mom quotes I loved this and thought it was quite funny that my daughter did too!!!
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Ive sadly done this and im not even a mom im just a Tia of 10 kids sayings-and-funny-pics
omg - I thought I was the only one. lol. - | Baby Dickey | Chicago, IL Mom Blogger
Funny thing is, baby did this to our bed, and I still did it!
Funny quotes about being a mom! this is so true.
Oh thank God, I thought I was alone!
ha story of my life