My favorite: "Is it better to be single or married?" and the winning answer from Anita, age 9, "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
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Marriage according to kids- they say the darnedest things but this definitely made me giggle. "Tell your wife she's pretty, even when she looks like a truck." ahaha! :)
HAHAHA. This made me laugh...and then made me want to make sure I'm setting a good example. Kids say the darnedest things!
so funny....Tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. kids say the darndest things
"Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." I haven't laughed this much all day! These kids really know what's going on.
HAHAHAHA ....a Truck....???What? Oh my...one of the few things that make my heart smile are the innocent responses that come out of these kids mouths, but I can't help laughing either LOL gotta love kids ^_^
Marriage according to little kids! So funny. "Always tell your wife she's pretty, even when she looks like a truck."
How do you decide who to marry? Answered by Kids! Such a Good Giggle :) Makes me laugh everytime!.
Bahahaha!! Kids say the darnedest things!!! Funny stuff lol
Kids say the funniest things- I just died laughing!!
"ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click through to read.
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HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. (you have to go to the website to see the funny stuff, but it's worth it!)
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters. "ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. " hahahahaa
Seriously, if you need a good laugh, this is the place to find it. I actually LOLed at most of them. HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. Literally some of the funniest things I have ever read. Here's a sample: ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
Stupid things people have actually said in court. Hilarious!
27 reasons why kids are the worst - i almost peed my pants
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27 reasons why kids are the worst - some of these reminded me of what I've done as a little girl. Giggling.
'27 reasons why kids are actually the worst' This has super funny pictures and video clips. #22 looks like my nephew I laughed so hard.
crazy mad girl eating ice cream you'll scream funny pics pictures pic picture image photo images photos lol
Ice cream is my weakness #icecream #icecreamaddict #icecreamaddiction #icecreamaddicted
27 reasons why kids are the worst - probably one of the funny things I have ever read
27 reasons why kids are actually the worst. Lmao!! This is bad but so funny!!
Ice Cream: This flavor tastes like your soul
You have to read it all the way. So funny!
27 reasons why kids are worst- funny stuff
This will be my child... And I shall be proud.
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For adjectives- crispy bacon in my mouth. That's not a complete sentence. Crispy is the adjective describing the noun. Bacon is the noun. In my mouth is a prepositional phrase. There's no verb. So technically, it's grammatically incorrect.
This is what is wrong with US Education... if this kid got an "A" then the teacher needs to find another job. Those are not complete sentences under the adjectives first header. They have no verb.
So am I the only one who noticed the adjective ones were not complete sentences...?
xD: Student, Mmmm Bacon, Funny Random, Funny Stuff, Raised Right, Likes Bacon, Kid
You should not be a teacher because not all of those are complete sentences.
Bacon sentences. Except the adjective first ones aren't complete sentences.
NONE of the ones with the adjectives first are complete sentences.
This is going to be my children
I love this kid
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This is so funny! I always wrote answers like this in Biology but they would be marked right because I made the teacher laugh!
Student who obtained 0% in an exam. But all the answers are technically correct! Lol
How did they get 0%. Funny exam answers. Things for a laugh.
This student should have gotten an A in quality humor.
student who obtained a 0% on an exam...but so funny!!
funny test answers
I giggled a lot.
And people ask me why I don't want kids...
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Kids are creepy.....: Giggle, Creepiest Things, Creepy Things, Creepy Kids, Things Kids Say, Funnies, Creepy Children, So Funny
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… oh my god, some if these are scary as hell and some are so funny!
OMG I don't know why I'm laughing but these are some creepy things that kids have said!! ~MJT The creepiest things kids say to their parents… oh boy
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… I couldn't stop laughing at some of them and I don't think any were supposed to be funny. My mom gave me a weird look when I kept giggling and muttering, "I want to peel your skin off."
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… I'm screwed to have creepy kids... I can feel it.
The creepiest things kids say to their parents… Creepy but for some reason made me giggle hehehe
Creepy Things Kids Say. This is so funny, and the pictures that go with some are hysterical!
The creepiest things kids say to their parents…these will be my children I know it
Haha! kids say some funny stuff!
Haha, that's funny!
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Hahahaha whaaaaat?? If I write a book someday... this is so similar to what I would put in it!
A pleasant surprise...I am going to put something like this in my book someday
I want to find something like this in a book someday.
Random book dedication. A pleasant surprise...
this is.... beautiful. Love book dedications
Sorry for the word but sooooo funny!!
Best book dedication ever
This is hilarious
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Creepy Things Kids Say Parts 1 & 2 | Seriously, For Real?Seriously, For Real? Some r creepy and some r just plain funny XD
Creepy Things Kids Say Parts 1 2 - Seriously, For Real? number7 is the best i chocked on my water
Creepy Things Kids Say- 7 & 8 are the most disturbing (not like I'd prefer any but...)
Glad you guys liked part one, here's Creepy Things Kids Say Part 2 Like this.
Creepy things kids say 2 I love this so much it's not even funny :)
creepy things kids say part# 2 No. 5 and 10 broke my heart
Creepy Things Kids Say. #7 is from a scary story soo
Not really creepy pasta but damn
funny scary things kids say
haha. hahaha! hahahahaha XD
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Some of these are sooo good :): Giggle, Quotes, Funny One Liner, Funny Stuff, So True, Epic One Liners, Smile, Funnie
Epic one liners- a little bit sexist (clearly a male perspective) but some of these are pretty funny.
Ahaha some inappropriate but they are so funny I cannot function omygoodness mY LAUGHING BOX
Epic One Liners - Little White Lion Clearly written by a man, so it's okay to laugh at.
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epic one liners - some are a bit vulgar for my tastes, but others are SO funny!
Epic One Liners need a laugh or a smile?...read (some are crude)
Epic one liners. (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)
Some pretty funny one liners
I cried I was laughing so hard! Omg this guy must have practiced this so many times! ...and he's hot!
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I cried I was laughing so hard! He does this perfect. Check out more funny videos at http://funiest-stuff.com/car-prank-drive-thru-workers-have-hard-life/
I laughed so hard I cried! For the first few seconds it seems weird, but as soon as it starts this guy does Kristen Wiig as Sue, the lady who gets so excited about surprises that she nearly combusts, from SNL perfectly!! You can check out the actual SNL skit, Surprise Party, on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/16388
I cried I was laughing so hard! He does this perfect. It's Kristin Wiig and Jon Voit doing a SNL skit about surprise parties!!
freakin hilarious. he does this perfectly. saturday night live. SO FREAKIN EXCITED
OMG! He is so freaking hilarious, laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath!!!!
Please watch! I cried I was laughing so hard!! He does this SNL skit perfectly!
freakin hilarious. he does this perfectly! I love this SNL skit :p
So funny, laughed so hard at this!!
The most hilarious video ever!!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!! This just made my day!!!
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Bwahaha...this is so funny! I especially like, "hey remember that time you accidentally text me?....."lololol
Hahahahaha that made my day!!!:) Next time some random number texts me I'm doin this! lol
HAHAHA. I have to remember to do this next time someone accidentally texts me.
This might be the beat random texting I have ever seen...@James Whitehorne
I'm totally doing this the next time I get a random text message
I can't wait for the next time a random number texts me...
And we became best friends ahahahahahaha
Wrong number texts are the best!
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right
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Nerd parenting done right: the picture of the guy and his kid in superhero capes is adorable, especially with the oscar the grouch hat. and the R2D2 girl.
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right ~aljlkasfjkf my hyptothetical future children would be the coolest kids ever xD
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right ~aljlkasfjkf my hyptothetical future children would never forgive me. also known as reason number two on the list of reasons why i am never having children.
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right! Those are my pastor's kids in the Mario and Luigi cars! Not even kidding!
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right. I'm gonna try my hardest to be one of those awesome parents.
The R2 Tutu and Doctor who in a stroller is awesome! I am totally doing that when I have kids.
Nerd parenting done right: the picture of the guy and his kid in superhero capes is adorable.
12 Examples of Parenting Done Right (last kid's the Doctor, I'm dying!!)
Good examples of parenting done right…hahaha R2-Tutu... awesome
Pretty much true...
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This was just really funny and scary accurate
LOL webMD - yup my life right there
Lol it true and very funny
useful life definitions!
haha! Funny definitions.
Long but really funny!
So true! Funny stuff
funny, but true
27 Reasons why kids are actually the worst... so funny! Don't take this serious - it's just funny
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27 Reasons why kids are actually the worst... so funny! You HAVE to watch all the little video .gifs too!!
27 reasons kids are actually the worst.. I was laughing so hard!! This is why I hate children! ok I don't hate them, but just look. You will understand
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst. Literally the funniest thing i have ever seen! so i just died laughing
OMG, I was crying I was laughing so hard at this . . . SO funny! 27 Reasons why kids are actually the worst... im dying. This is literally the funniest thing I have ever read...
27 Reasons why kids are actually the worst... so funny I actually laughed so hard I was crying!! Oh man. Lo,
27 Reasons Why Kids are Actually the Worst - for when I'm having a bad day. (This stuff is totally out of context, but SO FUNNY!) i was laughing so hard i was crying.
Just to set the record straight, I love my kids and I don't think they are stupid. But this is so funny! 27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst.
This is pretty funny. 27 reasons why kids are the worst..
Lol kids do funny stuff...
This sign: | The 31 Most Sarcastic Things That Ever Happened... I was lol'ing so hard!
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Alarmed door. Haha. Don't know why i thought this was so funny
Bad humans! Freaking out all the doors! :D
good stuff! alarmed door - funny sign
Alarmed door! #lol #funnysigns
alarmed door - funny sign
Alarmed door…poor door
dont alarm the door
Wow, I feel better about myself
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Whenever you have a bad day...just remember that you aren't any of these people. I want to pin this under funny stuff, but really it's just sad.
This is why I hate people: Giggle, Makes Me Laugh, Hope You Feel Better, Idiots Smh, Faith In Humanity, So Funny My Face Hurts, Hate People, People Wow, Stupid People
Whenever you have a bad day...just remember that you aren't any of these people. Haha because we let idoits online......: Giggle, Makes Me Laugh, Hope You Feel Better, Idiots Smh, Faith In Humanity, So Funny My Face Hurts, Hate People, People Wow, Stu
Stupid people.. Stupid people everywhere.<<< can Vulcans come and pick me up? I can feel my own IQ dropping...
Whenever you have a bad day...just remember that you aren't any of these people. Stupid people are funny!!!!
Some people... And moisture does fall from the sky... *cough* Tori *cough* Haha
So I kinda feel bad laughing...but it's hilarious how stupid people can be!
This is why I hate people. I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY!!!
Stupid people.. Stupid people everywhere.
Some of these are hilarious... 1. Since they didn't happen while I was teaching and 2. See number 1. :-D
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What sort of teacher would give a kid a detention for some of these? If I were a teacher and a student "VOLUNTEERED AS TRIBUTE!" I would laugh myself hoarse and probably skip the problem.
So I'm a teacher and my students have had hilarious outburst like this. I do not understand how half of these kids were given detention slips!!! lol So funny <3
This is why I could not teach high school. I would be cracking laughing if I were these student's teacher.
After screaming about the dumbass teacher, I giggled through the rest of these :) @Emily Rogers do your kids do anything this funny?
These are a bunch of amusing detention slips. I love the one where the student called the teacher a muggle!
Oh how the times have changed since I was in high school. Alex has my vote though. Teachers these days are as bad as the kids...
Detention slips for students, oh my goodness i almost peed myself laughing. Kids wathc to many movies and TV
not sure if I should be happy or upset with these things. Happy student called the teacher a muggel, happy the teacher was upset by that comment, upset kid got detention for it.
I shouldn't laugh. But this is funny stuff.
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I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.: About You, Life, Quotes, Therapist, Told, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
#Funny #Quotes #humor … Best Most Funniest Quotes collection #Hilarious
LAUGH....sad when my therapist warned ME against you! (true story)
A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh #lol
I don't know why I find this so funny!
LMAO SO TRUE!
this is so cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!