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Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

Haha.. well this is me haha

Funny Confession Ecard: I really wish I could see you today. Good hair day and fabulous shoes!

Haha.I Am Doing It To all the time.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Im sorry youre mad because you just found out the world doesnt revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.. | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job..

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Trött efter noll sömn i natt? Eller bara i allmänt behov av att få skratta lite? Varsågoda, vi har letat reda på de allra roligaste citaten om barn och mammaliv på Pinterest.

Trött efter noll sömn i natt? Eller bara i allmänt behov av att få skratta lite? Varsågoda, vi har letat reda på de allra roligaste citaten om barn och mammaliv på Pinterest.

I actually prefer a  knerdy-knight with swag who wears shiny armor - fashioned from a  roll of aluminum foil -by his lady in waiting.  For obvious reasons, I won't let him touch that sharp metal cutter on the edge of the box.

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

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Funny Anniversary Ecard: You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. I will have to remember this one for our next anniversary

Haha! I have so had a dream like this and was mad all day at him!!!

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

No whiners!  I don't speak Whinese... Hahahahaha!

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

Cramps. If you've never had them (men) don't pretend to act like you know how bad they hurt... And no you will never experience anything even remotely close to this pain.

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

and then apologize forever for showing them my inner she-hulk.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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