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One hell of a "Congrats"! Haha! I could see @Shaanti Sweet saying this

Card for new parents. I am ready. When are my friends going to start having kids so I can make this hilarious card card


Valentine's Day ~ Love Crush Dopamine Levels all Silly nursing pick up lines quotes

No that is just wrong! Firsr thing that popped up in my head though. Haha

Hipsters vs Fangirls -- conflict ion because everyone in my family calls me a hipster but I belong to so many fandoms and I act like a hipster AND a fangirl

deal breaker!

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. Yup, this one fits me and my hubby too. We're both weird, just in different ways.

Nerds like us...

“ Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people.

doing this for valentines day

Funny pictures about He Has Pun Addiction. Oh, and cool pics about He Has Pun Addiction. Also, He Has Pun Addiction photos.

Never too old to run to mommy! Lol this is so me!! ;)

Keep Calm…or Freak Out?

hahaha this is me. Lmao i normally dont like these keep calm or freak out things but this is me lmaooo i call my mom for everything

Pi day 2015  March 14, 2015 @9:26:52 3.14159253

So, March every year is Pi day. As in π not pie the delicious yummy treat. So, all the math geeks get their own day! But, March in the year 2015 will be super uber cool.