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So true. Hahah

Liar, liar, pants on fire. It would be great if they really did catch fire.

Nursing Notes of Discord: Plan B

Plan B

A nurse is taking a Leave of Absence.

Feels good being skinny

I'm skinny and I know that food tastes better than being skinny!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. funny

i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Why can't we be friends? Well, because you're 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

3/5/14 . . . company is coming - time to clean house! Those woodland animals would really come in handy.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

Ugh. Let's boycott Facebook. It turns us all into a bunch of losers who decide to share too much with too many people.

And unless you honestly made something seriously delicious, which you probably didn't, I don't care what you made for lunch or dinner either.

I have to admit, I can't remember what I did yesterday, yet I have no trouble remembering every word to "Baby Got Back". | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Confession Ecard: I have to admit, I can't remember what I did yesterday, yet I have no trouble remembering every word to "Baby Got Back".

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

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