BULLDOG + COCKTAIL = PERFECTION!
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Why my kids don't swim in the ocean and lakes.--I about wet my pants laughing when they first told me. I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. - Well that just ruined water forever.
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. - Well that just ruined water forever.
I say this ALL the time.... and I don't drink water for that very reason!!!
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it Freekin hilarious! lol
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British people have a clear advantage...
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Because you inevitably start to affect a British accent when around British people. | The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "The Nanny"
Because you inevitably start to affect a British accent when around British people.
British people have a clear advantage... haha i love The Nanny :) <3
British people have a clear advantage... The Nanny got it right.
The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "The Nanny". So true.
I can't say anything because its so true. The Nanny
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WHY IS THIS SO TRUE>>> am i the only one that actually likes this? I love when the author hides different meanings in his/her work. The only reason I enjoyed "Lord of the Flies" was because of the symbolism. OH NO! I'M BECOMING AN ENGLISH TEACHER!
THIS, right here, is why I liked my math classes so much more than my English classes
These were pretty much my thoughts during my high school English classes.
Every single English teacher in high school.....
Edgar Allen Poe, getting tired of your sh*t
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Every Literature Class HAHA the raven
LOL my life as an English major
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Why English Is Hard To Learn~ Box & boxes but oxen not oxes. Goose & geese but moose not meese. Mouse & mive but house not hice. Man & men but pan not pen. Foot & feet but not book and beek. Two boths not beeth, yet those are theese, and kisses not and keese. Brother & brethren but mothers not motheren. He, his & him but not she shis and shim.
Why is the English language hard to learn?
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how anyone ever learns English is beyond me....there is never a dull moment with the English language:)
Exactly! Our language is nothing short of insanity. I never realized how nutty it is until I began teaching English as a second language. Try answering the question, "but why?" a million times when there is no reason other than 'whomever created the rules of the English language was either on drugs or completely out of his/her mind.'
so true. always give props to those who learn english as a second language bc we make no fuckin sense.
Oh, English. So true, which is why I have a lot of respect for anyone who learns English as a second language. It makes absolutely no sense.
:) so true. So don't knock someone for trying out their newly learned English, think how dumb we sound trying to speak dif languages..
Said my brain all through out my years learning English as a second language. How I hated each and everyone of my English teachers who made me feel stupid for not "getting it" after they handed me a piece of paper with the "list of" measure words. Hahaha, what I understood is that I was already fluent in one language, this was an "extra" while they only communicated in their ONE superior language where most f the grammatical rules don't even apply!
So true! I can't imagine learning english if it wasn't my first language
This too funny and so true. You gotta love English! Grammar Nazi! !!!
Love this infographic on made-up words!
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Infographic introduction to the art of WordHacking - making up words. These made up words work because we’re not used to them. They trip off the ton
Now you can make your own jargon! Infographic by @powerfulpoint #marketing #wordhacking
Wait. I love this. How to turn perfectly normal words into jargon. #infographics
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A tax on all individuals who destroy the English language...
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If this doesn't make sense perhaps this will help. I the U.S. they call taxes on alcohol and cigarettes 'sin taxes'. FYI. ____________________________ I propose a tax on all individuals who destroy the English language. We'll call it a 'syn tax'.
"I propose a tax on all individuals who destroy the English language. We'll call it a 'syn tax'."
A new tax for those who destroy the English language: the 'Syn Tax'
Grammar nazis, get 'em.
a syn tax. good idea.
English teacher humor
For my English major.
11 words to delete from press releases | I have been known to use some of them
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Social Media equivalent: "I implement SEO-geared, sharable content generation strategies on multiple platforms and analyze our ROI."
Utilize this mission-critical advice to operationalize your value-added, win-win deliverables (by eliminating 11 words from your press releases). Learn to leverage outside-the-box synergy for the end-user :-). - epublicitypr.com
11 words to delete from press releases (Hint: Your "end-user" will appreciate it!)
Never ask a marketing executive what they do for a living...
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11 words to delete from press releases, from PR Daily
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the only 9 letter word in the english language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word
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fun fact: the only 9 letter word in the english language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word
Startling- The only 9 letter word in the English language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word. mind = blown. Tauba-Auerbach-5-23-07. (from dailyserving.com)
word play...Startling - the only 9 word in the English language where you can remove a letter at a time and still spell a word.
The most interesting word in the English language... You could almost say it's... Startling.
The most interesting word in the English language... MIND BLOWN
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9-letter word in the English language...
Random fact.. mind = blown
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Oh, Monty Python! Times have changed.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - One of the most timeless sketches ever.
She misspelled something on the Internet! BURN HER! #Truth #MontyPython
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - One of my favorite lines.
Anything more annoying than a grammar nazi!?
Monty Python. @Leilani @ Misfit Mama Reviews
Monty Python. this is accurate haha
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
HAHAHAHA Monty Python references :)
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The 10 U.S. cities with the dirtiest mouths
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LOL! MASHUP: "Kids Cursing In Movies" MASHUP: "Kids Cursing In Movies" Be careful no one puts soap in your mouth while you watch this mashup of kids cursing in movies.
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Love it - your argument is irrelephant!
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I like this approach to diffusing arguments—make a nerdy, word joke and send a photo of an elephant water skiing.
Your Argument is Irrelephant. I have located an elephant on water skis.
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Your Argument is Irrelephant (beware the puns)
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a photo of an elephant water skiing.
Your Argument is Irrelephant bahaha
elephant water skiing.
Me too... mostly
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I avoid cliches like the plague...
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Baby Bulldog in baby swing! I.Die.
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English Bulldog puppy I sooo wanna take a picture of Polly in a baby swing!
cutest picture ever!!! i love baby bulldog puppies
Most of the photos I pin are of adorable animals!
English Bulldog puppy on a swing. Too adorable!!
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PR is (still) a difficult job to explain
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Public relations is hard to explain, but once I do you will realize it controls all of the info in your life.
PR is (still) a difficult job to explain. But why? THIS ARTICLE IS SO TRUE. Only PR majors would understand.
Try telling someone you're in PR sometime and then watch them pretend like they know what it is...
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I think all PR majors can agree with this.
Public Relations is hard to explain
Ain't that the truth
National Punctuation Day: 3 head-slapping gaffes
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Punctuation Cupcakes. YES! Grammar and spelling themed party anyone??
The ideal gift for writer buddies and / or book club meets! :)
Punctuation Cupcakes for AMP events these might be cool.
Punctuation Cupcakes.. i didnt have breakfast yet..
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This was a given.
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I don't like tea but I like hot British men. Hahaha... Robert Klepper, what do you think? haha
Why yes, yes I do (in a British accent of course)! One Direction
well, actually i don't like tea. but hot british men, yes!!
Hot, British, and with some Irish cream HELL YESS!!
One direction. Hot, British with some irish creme(;
LOL oh so true...gotta love British accents
Nothing like a hot british man!
i do like hot british boys :)
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Patrick Stewart, love him so much.