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The Workout Dilemma Caswell! Because we never have that feeling!


Not everyone likes me.but not everyone matters! Lucille Ball I Love Lucy

Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

now that Im older I can do it all on my own Im in a hurry cant find my glasses dump the cereal in bowl it over flows I dump syrup on it them laugh so hard at myself I fart and poop myself bahahahahahahaha


Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening.So True

Finding a job...

Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't i strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbles! Getting a job--easy?

I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah really. :P

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...you don't need that kind of negativity in your life...

If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.oh how I love me some Journey!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!