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So true :(

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

Santa has the same wrapping paper as mom...

You-Mom why dose santas presents look like yours? Mom- Santa must like wall-mart wraping paper. Santa shops at wall-mart? Do you thing ill see him there some time Mom-(Crap!

Stop waiting for prince charming quote

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

Funny but true! my body is a temple. I like tattoos, but this is awesome!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

13 Brilliant Responses For When Someone Ignores Your Texts

That super cute thing you do. New default text! God I hate it when people don't text me back!

LMAO im a very good speller BUT SOMETIMES i have those days where im like wait a minute how is that spelled and this just made me laugh!

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

Hahaha!!! I'm almost positive I've heard this one before

This, tragically, is all true (26 Photos)

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

my closet would be massive!!

My life would be amazing. Except for I guess it would be stealing & then the whole jail thing that would happen.

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

so true- also where I get ideas and keep a notebook by my bed for that purpose!

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

It takes mad skills.

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

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