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If I had a dollar for every time  . . .

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do." FROM: funny quotes humor

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

Thoroughly glad I've chosen to waste over an hour on facebook. Yay for days off.

At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads. :D

Hell mad? Pissed!

Ha, I HATE HATE HATE people constantly asking me what's wrong or why I'm upset when I am in a perfectly great mood! My pet peeve.upsets me everytime :O

Yep

My four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for this shit. I don't give a shit

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