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tasty tasty murder. Spielautomat

Jake at the end if the book when Aislin is sitting next to his bed in the infirmary I saw the homemade BLT and my stomach growled, Jake must have heard because he poked my stomach at said "We may have saved the world, but there is no We in food, this baby's mine"

Hahaha! I may do this the next time I get a text from the ex!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! The meat has too much expression to be Kristen Stewart!!!!!! hahahaha

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Athletic Heather 'World's Okayest Mom' Fitted Tee - Women

Look at this Athletic Heather 'World's Okayest Mom' Tee - Women on #zulily today!

haha true except the last one "what i actually do" is sleep

oh Tim Tebow..you will never live this down..

pluto was a planet when i was growing up and in my mind you just can't undo that.