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Free and Funny News Ecard: Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

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Does it REALLY take that much longer to use proper grammar? Can you tell that I HATE text language.

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Why didn't I think of this!

Cinderella party - This is what I should do next year if Stephanie wants a Cinderella themed party!

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

The internet doesn't care about what your face looks like from 90 different angles... js

another selfie. I hope those 10 'likes' give you the confidence you need to get through your day (for those FB friends who feel the need to post selfies EVERY OTHER DAY)!

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I make it this week someone should give me a gold Medal! - I'm down to the last week before I finally see him! This feels longer than the past 6 months have taken

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

So me!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.ok, MOST of the time

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