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My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

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One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

lmao - this is pretty accurate for the most part. I give a fuck about what's important to me.

I give a fuck. I give lot of fucks, actually. I am a prostitute of feelings )

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

ha ha! I know someone who would then say "put your big boy pants on, and go kick ass"

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it, they say. But what if I can't find my big girl panties?

Having trouble getting me a gift? EASY. FOOD

Vous passez plus de temps à penser à de la bouffe que vous ne l'avez jamais fait à penser à un humain.

You spend more time thinking about food than you’ve ever spent thinking about a person. 24 Things Only Girls Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand

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Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

Delayed laughter.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

YEEES!

Oh my word! I think it's a comfort thing. When I was little, I was convinced that my cousin's ceiling fan shadow was a witch coming to pull off my nose. Ever since then, the fear is gone, but my blanket is up over my nose.

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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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