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>.< sometimes i don't want a brain

You need to either throw them all away & start fresh, or start a new fashion trend by wearing mismatched socks or just hold one big marrige ceremony

Thank God people can't hear what I'm thinking.

Suffering from the hot side of the pillow while the cold side 'recharges'.

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And it's not because I'm afraid of the dark, I've never really been afraid of it, it's just if something is going to jump out and kill us... I'll plan you a nice funeral.