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Ready to roll? It is entirely possible to make things in your slow cooker that come out looking attractive. This recipe is a fine example, and you also get to smash things on your kitchen counter

when I make healthy food or as my husband calls it "hippie food". He ends up liking it!

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Magnets from Anne Taintor: you'll eat it. you'll eat it and like it. To my picky eater

Sarcastic 1950s Housewife Memes That Hit Oh So Close To Home

Sarcastic 1950s Housewife Memes That Hit Oh So Close To Home

Homegirl exercises, but doesn't run.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

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I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please! Somedays this sounds like the perfect drink! Roy - new drink?

fantastic ecard :) Now would I actually consider sending this to someone? LOL

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

Vodka

I have discovered the fountain of youth, and it looks and tastes a lot like Vodka - Anne Taintor

It's important to set a good example.@Taylor Barstow, tell me you didn't think this often...

Mommy when I grow up I wanna be a total bitch just like you. Lol like mother like daughter

we told our kids Santa is made up but Jesus is real, Then showed them fulfilled prophecies and the many amazing prayer answers I have had (some listed on jesusanswersprayer.blogspot.com) to reinforce that God is real. Its sad to tell kids that santa is real. When I found out it made me not trust my mom and dad for a very long time.

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

Finally, I place for husbands who don't have a clue. For a humorous education on how to become a better husband go to http://www.empowernetwork.com/wedonthaveaclue/

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

What did you say?!? XD Ohhhhh y'all!!!!  I CANNOT stop laughing at this!!!! :))))

What did you say? XD Ohhhhh my gosh I CANNOT stop laughing at this!

Congratulations!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

#Quotes #Funny #Moms #Truth #Dads

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

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