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My give o' fuck meter is set to zero today.

throw that ball and tell me to fetch it one more time and your shoe is as good as shit in.

Fuck Yeah.

I must be the most fucking trustworthy and honest person then.

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

You there.... One wishes to cuddle the fuck out of you.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You there. One wishes to cuddle the fuck out of you.

LOL I love this!

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

A fair trade

61 Things You Should Never Say To A Bartender

Funny Tina Fey Quote - "I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less." Me too, Tina. Me too.

 SO me! HAHA!

We are intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say FUCK a lot!

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

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