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This is why I always say that I have "Breasticles" it was the awesome phrase coined by TiffanyHayes for TiffanyHayes because it needed to be known that Women have bigger "balls" than most men.!.!.!.

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

Lol my ex broke up with me in a text and told me I'm an alcoholic. No buddy. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Lol my ex broke up with me in a text and told me I'm an alcoholic. No buddy. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

"This is why I invite @Chelsie Lewis over so often. I keep hoping this will work..."  says Danielle.  Ha!  So, I saw this pin on the homepage and thought it was funny.  Not knowing my sister was the one who had pinned it, I started to post it and saw the little caption underneath.  Imagine my secret joy when I realized it was my darling sister, who had posted this pin in my honor. :)

"This is why I invite @Chelsie Lewis over so often. I keep hoping this will work..." says Danielle. Ha! So, I saw this pin on the homepage and thought it was funny. Not knowing my sister was the one who had pinned it, I started to post it and saw the little caption underneath. Imagine my secret joy when I realized it was my darling sister, who had posted this pin in my honor. :)

And a jealous woman's best friend does more damage than the mafia...

And a jealous woman's best friend does more damage than the mafia...

We’d love to see a new male birth control option on the market, but sadly the science just isn’t there yet. On the other hand, where there’s a will, there’s a way—judging from how many people on twitter seem to be behind male birth control, maybe it’ll be here sooner than we thought.

We’d love to see a new male birth control option on the market, but sadly the science just isn’t there yet. On the other hand, where there’s a will, there’s a way—judging from how many people on twitter seem to be behind male birth control, maybe it’ll be here sooner than we thought.

I love cleaning up messes I didnt make... So I became a MOM.    Mothers Day humor...

I love cleaning up messes I didnt make... So I became a MOM. Mothers Day humor...