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So do I, sweetie. You should be able to play with crayons and Barbies whenever you can, not strut down runaways with bad spray tans whenever Mom says you should.

So do I, sweetie. You should be able to play with crayons and Barbies whenever you can, not strut down runaways with bad spray tans whenever Mom says you should.

It should be when you walk past a group of bitches that don't like you. Story of my life. HA!

It should be when you walk past a group of bitches that don't like you. Story of my life. HA!

FYI, I don't just have on my not-buying-your-bs pants today. I bought the whole wardrobe.

FYI, I don't just have on my not-buying-your-bs pants today. I bought the whole wardrobe.

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge, an alpha bitches and queen bees appreciation fanmix  (‘why do hot girls always walk in slow motion?’ - not another teen movie)  a soundtrack for those times when you just need to slow mo strut down the hallway and own it. heels, sunglasses and wind machine not provided. use at own risk (no responsibility will be taken for injuries from falling into bins etc.)

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge, an alpha bitches and queen bees appreciation fanmix (‘why do hot girls always walk in slow motion?’ - not another teen movie) a soundtrack for those times when you just need to slow mo strut down the hallway and own it. heels, sunglasses and wind machine not provided. use at own risk (no responsibility will be taken for injuries from falling into bins etc.)

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