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  • Jenilyn Doll

    Great comedian. Mitch Hedburg

  • Chandra Haire

    Mitch Hedberg is quoted daily in my house

  • Stacy I.

    mitch hedberg's humor: one-liners often filled with absurdity and non-sequitors.

  • AJS Meisje

    My favorite Hedberg joke EVER! I love the long version, though. (Don't get the Pepperidge Farm bread, that shit is faaaaancy; it's wrapped TWICE! You open it and it still ain't open. I do not need one more step between me and toast.) I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread. Mitch Hedburg RIP

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haha its funny how in warm climates people cancel school if there is any snow at all, and we have to have a bad blizzard or weather way below zero to!

And my favorite: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so...yeah.'" ♥ MH.