Anne Rice vampires reading Twilight- this is impressively accurate to how I feel those boys would react. Wish they'd included Claudia- you know, before Armand experimented on her and then left her out to bake.
David in 'The Lost Boys'. The ultimate bad boy! Sleep all day, party all night. It's fun being a vampire! I still love Kiefer Sutherland to this day. If people think the 'Twilight' gang are cool teens, they've never watched 'The Lost Boys'.