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Yes ... yes i do lol

This one time this girl, a cashier, was face timing, yes, while working a guy. She asked him if he was eating pasta & he said no spaghetti

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I don't always stay up super late but when I do, it's for no fucking reason The Most Interesting Man In The World

sooo VERY TRUE...if you know someone like this...get away from them. Even if they are Family. If you don't run your own life...if you live to please only them. You will one day find yourself LOST when they die...or leave you.

The Most Interesting Man In The World - i dont always get friend zoned but when i do i get benefit

I don't always drop ice on the floor... - Imgur

I don't always drop ice on the floor...

I don't always drop ice on the floor but when I do I shamelessly kick it under the fridge.

lmao!

Umm can you build a house? im laughing but my husband can really build a house and i cant cook!

yea

i dont always wake up early without an alarm but when i do - The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fiestas <3 <3 <3 I want it so bad right now. I do eat a LOT of chips, but I could still eat Fiesta's chicken flautas anytime-- even after thanksgiving dinner

Going out for Mexican...

The Most Interesting Man in the World Meme - I don't always go out for Mexican, but when I do, I spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips.

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I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough.

I Don't Always Accidentally Step on my Dog, but When I do I spend the next several minutes sincerely apologizing to him...And I still feel bad about it

I Don't Always Accidentally Step on my Dog, but When I do I spend the next several minutes sincerely apologizing to him.And I still feel bad.

Redneck

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I really hate plants.

How frustrating this is for teachers

The Most Interesting Man in the World Meme - I don't always come to a complete stop at a stop sign, but when I do, it's because the person behind me is driving like a douchebag.

Awkward!

It happens to me all the time…especially when I don't have my hearing aid in.:) I just nod and smile.

Perfectenschlag!

Life is short - False, it's the longest thing you do. Funny Dwight Schrute Meme, The Office TV Show. love this show!

;-)

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

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