It's a fine line...

Now there's a thought

Lmao Me today!!!

The truth.

It's a fine line

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.


trophy wife/special olympics


Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!

It is SO TRUE.

The potty mouth police kid of mine charges a buck for profanity. As of now, he's got a full ride to Oxford. He's 7.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.


Oh funny funny

So there.


Blunt card