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They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

bahahahahaha :) (I wouldn't actually recommend this.)

Hope for the best.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You can't make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. So funny

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

F*ck stupid cancer right in its stupid cancer face.

Just kidding, you're a whore! Reminds me of a "so-called friend" who always said."I always keeps it classy, never trashy". Apparently her definition of classy included cheating on her hubby.

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Mostly people don't ever call me back so then I feel like a stalker trying to get basic questions having to call over and over its ridiculous! Yup pretty much

Yep

Yep

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

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